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hate if u can’t speak English?

March 28, 2010

hate if u can’t speak English?

There was a Chinese lady married to an English
gentleman and they lived inshosrt story
London. The poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but managed
somehow to communicate with her husband. The
real problem arose whenever
she had to shop for groceries.One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to
buy pork legs. She didn’t
know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation, lifted up her
skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the
message and the lady went
home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken
breasts. Again, she didn’t know how
to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breast.
The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy
sausages. She brought her
husband to the store……. … so what did she do?

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What are you thinking?

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HellOOOooooooOOOooo , her husband speaks
English laa!!
 

 

 

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