The Son

These 4 pals go out to play golf one sunny morning.

One is detained in the clubhouse,

and the other three are discussing about their children while

walking to the first tee.

“My son BIll,” says one, “has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. 

He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. 

He’s so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend  

a brand new home as a gift.”

 

 

The second man, not to be out done, tells how his son began his career

 

as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.

“George is so successful, in fact, in the last six months

he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift.”

The third man’s son, “Albert, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage,

and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift”.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have

been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

“To tell the truth, I’m not very pleased with how my son turned out,”

he replies. “For 15 years, Frank’s been a hairdresser,

and I’ve just recently discovered he’s gay.

However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does

because his last three boyfriends have given him

a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates.”