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Two men in a desert

November 20, 2009

laught out loud


Two Christians in the Desert

Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert.

One is called George one is called Michael.

They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like an emirate of a mosque in the middle.


Michael said to George: “Look let’s pretend we are Muslim, otherwise these Arabs are going to kill us. I am going to call my self Mohammed.”


George refused to change his name, he said:” My name is George, and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am. …George.”

 The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names.

Michael said: “My name is Mohammed.”

George said: My name is George. “


The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said:

“Please bring some food and water for George only.”


Then he turned to the other and said:

“Well Mohammed I hope you are aware

that we are still in the


holy month of Ramadan .”