Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to CANADA and married a CANADIAN girl.  Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. 
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: 

L: Have you any grounds? 
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. 
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? 
P: It made of concrete. 
L: I don’t think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge? 
P: No, we have carport, and not need one. 
L: I mean. What are your relations like? 
P: All my relations still in Poland … 
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? 
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. 
L: Does your wife beat you up? 
P: No, I always up before her. 
L: Is your wife a nagger? 
P: No, she white
L: Why do you want this divorce? 
P: She going to kill me. 
L: What makes you think that? 
P: I got proof. 
L: What kind of proof? 
P: She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. 
I can read, and it says:

 ‘Polish Remover’

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