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Married 25 years

October 13, 2009

After being married 25 years,

one day I took a look at my wife and said,

 

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“Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, 

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I had a cheap apartment,

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a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,

 but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.

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“Now, we have a nice house,

 

 nice car, big bed a5nd plasma screen TV,

but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman.

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 It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things!”

Now my wife is a very reasonable woman.

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She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond,

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 and she would make sure

 

that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,

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driving a cheap car,

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sleeping on a sofa bed….

I shut up and took out the trash…

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Aren’t older women great?
They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!