TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

 

Laughter

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED 

  

What is the difference between girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? 

   

 

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. 

At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed. 

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed. 

At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story

At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story! 

At 78 — What story???

 What bed???

Who the hell are you???

  

According to the  Census Bureau:

190,374 people are having sex right now,

212,130 are kissing, and

1 poor soul is reading emails.

  

  

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