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Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands

December 9, 2010

Released by Society for Prevention

of Cruelty to Husbands. 

Different Phases of a man:

 
After engagement:      Superman
After Marriage:             Gentleman
After 10 years:                Watchman
After 20 years:              Doberman

There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it

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Man receives telegram:

Wife dead – should be buried or Cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

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Fact of life:

One woman brings you into this world crying &
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!
  

 
 

  

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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said,
“I’ve found a man just like father!”
Mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”

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 Prospective husband:

Do you have a book called

“Man, The Master of Women”?
 

Sales girl:

The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it:

“Everything” 

 
and the book is titled:

“What Women Want!”

  

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A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE.

 A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

 

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Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands are like Plain RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

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