The Loving Husband

Several men are in the changing room

of a golf club.

 A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man

 engages the hands free speaker-function

 and begins to talk.


Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”?

WOMAN:”Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN:”I am at the shopping centre

 and found this

beautiful leather coat.

 It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN:”Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN:”I also stopped by the

 Mercedes dealership and saw the new

2009 models.

 I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN:” $ 70,000″

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it

 with all the options.”

WOMAN:”Great! Oh, and one more thing…  

The house I wanted last year is back on

the market.

 They’re asking $ 950,000″

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them

an offer of 900,000.

 They will probably take it. If not, we can

go the extra 50 thousand.

 It really is a pretty good price.”

WOMAN:”OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up.

The other men in the changing room

 are staring  at him in astonishment,

mouths agape….. He smiles and asks:

“Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?”


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