Rules of life

1 –  Live to relax!

     

2 –  Love your bed,

it is your temple! 

 

 

3 – Relax in the day,

 so that you can sleep at night!

4 – Work is holy,

so don’t attack it!

 

5 – Don’t do something tomorrow,

that you can do the day afterwards!

 

6 – Work as little as possible. 

Let the others do what needs to be done!

7 – Don’t worry, nobody died

from doing nothing,

but you could get hurt at work!

8 – If you feel like doing work,

sit down and wait until

that feeling goes away!

9 – Don’t forget:

working is healthy! 

So leave it for the sick people