Archive for April, 2011

Little Jonny

April 21, 2011

These should bring a smile to your face.

Little Johnny’s at it again…… A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?’ ‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’



Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ‘Why do you do that, mommy?’ he asked. ‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. ‘What’s the matter?’ asked little Johnny. ‘Giving up?’



The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, ‘Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’ Little Johnny quickly replied, ‘NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!’


Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him. Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”
(This is my favorite)


Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?’ His father replied, ‘because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, ‘Dad, I think the mailman wants to buy Mom  …’



If this brightened your day, don’t let it stop here. Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the cheer! Pass on to your friends! They like Johnny too you know!

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Is the investment in education worth it?

April 4, 2011

BRILLIANT STATEMENTS ABOUT THE WAY THINGS REALLY ARE  !  !

* Most ‘First Class

students become Doctors and some Engineers

* Those who get a ‘Second Class‘,

pass the MBA, become Administrators and control the ‘First Class

* The ‘Third Class‘ passes,

enter politics and become Ministers and control both above

* Last, but not the least,

The ‘Failures’ join the underworld and control all the above

Is a fact, 

Do you agree ???

This is what sorry looks like

April 4, 2011

This is what
SORRY

LOOKS LIKE.

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This is what 

Tired

Looks like. 

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This is what 

Bad spelling

Looks like… 

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This is what 

Intimacy

Looks like. 

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This is what

Courage 

Looks like.

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This is what 

‘good grief!!’

Looks like. 

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This is what your

Tax dollars 

Look like.

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This is what 

‘I can wait’

Looks like. 

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This is what

Impatience looks like.

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This is what a 

Helping hand

Looks like 

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This is what 

Cold

Looks like. 

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This is what a 

Bad mood

Looks like 

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It doesn’t matter how many people you send this to.  


Just remember if it made you smile . . . your friends will smile too!


Life’s too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so  .  .  .

‘Love the people who treat you right.  Pray for those who don’t.’

 

Just Kidding

April 4, 2011

Wife asked her husband to describe her.

 

He said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She said,What does that mean?”

He said: – “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”

She said, “Oh that’s so lovely. What about I, J, K?”


He saidI’m Just kidding….”