Archive for November, 2010

Boh Kalau

November 10, 2010

Ah Lian was a pillion rider holding 2 big bags of durians
when their motorbike rode over a hump
in the town of Balik Pulau in front of the bus terminal.

The rider, her husband, Ah Beng heard the loud

‘ bang ! ‘

He asked Ah Lian, 

‘ Durian wu kalau boh ? ‘ 

( Have you dropped the durian ? )

Ah Lian shouted:  

‘Boh kalau !’  

‘Boh Kalau !’

‘Boh Kalau !’

 

 So Ah Beng did not bothered and

continued with the journey along the long

and winding road towards Paya Terubong.  

When they reached home in Bayan Lepas,

 Ah Beng got down from his motobike,

he was shocked to see that Ah Lian was not wearing  her helmet. 

He asked Ah Lian: ‘Where is your helmet ?’

 

Ah Lian was very angry and replied:

‘Just now I already told you

BOH KALAU ! 

BOH KALAU !

(helmet dropped)  

but  you  didn’t  stop !’

 
 
 

 

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The Son

November 10, 2010

These 4 pals go out to play golf one sunny morning.

One is detained in the clubhouse,

and the other three are discussing about their children while

walking to the first tee.

“My son BIll,” says one, “has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. 

He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. 

He’s so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend  

a brand new home as a gift.”

 

 

The second man, not to be out done, tells how his son began his career

 

as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.

“George is so successful, in fact, in the last six months

he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift.”

The third man’s son, “Albert, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage,

and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift”.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have

been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

“To tell the truth, I’m not very pleased with how my son turned out,”

he replies. “For 15 years, Frank’s been a hairdresser,

and I’ve just recently discovered he’s gay.

However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does

because his last three boyfriends have given him

a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates.”

 

LESSON FOR TODAY

November 10, 2010

Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass…

In the process; we end up in trouble……..
And when you find yourself in trouble and you’re stuck in a
situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing you should
always remember…….

Not everyone who shows up…….

Is there to help you!!!!

This is quite real in today world

 

 

Malaysian Political Jokes

November 1, 2010

Six Malaysian jokes :


1.
Najib, Pak Lah, and Old man Mahathir were patrolling in a helicopter. Old Man Mahathir:

“If I drop a piece of RM1000 note from here, the person that picks it up must be very happy.”

 
Pak Lah:

 “If I throw two pieces of RM500notes down, it will make 2 persons happy. 

Najib:

 

“If I drop TEN pieces of RM100notes, there will be 10 happy people.”

 

The pilot murmuring to himself:

 

“Why don’t all of you just jump down from here, that will make 25 million people happy.”

 
 

 

2. Samy V wished to enhance his reputation by publishing a series of stamps with his portraits. 

1 month after the launch, Samy surveys its sales.

 

Post Office Chief:

“Not bad… but we got quite a number of complaints that the glue is not strong enough.”

 

Samy:  : “Really…?”

 

  “The glue seems ok.” 

 

 

 

 

Post Office Chief:: 

 “Yes, but every one spits on the front of the stamp ….”


3.  Midnight, Najib went for supper and bumped into a robber.

 

Najib was very angry: “I am the honorable Prime Minister!”  

 The robber : ‘Give me back my money’.

 

                     

 

4.  One fine day, Najib, Muyahiddin and parliament members were on the way to a meeting where they all crashed in an accident and was rushed to the hospital. 

The reporters were at the hospital,

 the  doctor shook his head

 

 

 

 We have done our best to rescue the PM but …”
Reporters:”How about Muyahiddin?”

The same response
Reporters:”Who have you saved?”

 The doctor was excited:”Malaysia is now saved!”

  

Samy: “Why does he not welcome me?”

Doc: “He is normal today (not insane).”

6.  Election campaign time — car load of politicians were involved in a car accident 

 

 

 

 

 

Few days later, the police in charge found the farmer and asked where all
the politicians were and was told that they had all been buried.

Police: “Did they all die?” 

 Farmer:

 “Hmmm, Samy was screaming that he is still alive when I buried him”

 

Police: “Then why you bury him anyway? 

 
 Farmer: “Because Samy never tells the truth.”

 

 

 

All the patients hurray for him but there is one patient who ignored Samy.