BLONDE’S DIARY

BLONDE’S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
 

DEAR DIARY – DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship — all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
Really excited.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 2
Entire day at sea – beautiful, and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.Felt honoured and had a wonderful time.He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino.
Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a Luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano-bar for rest of day…
Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really he is charming. He again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.
I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 6
Today, I saved 1600 lives…………..
Twice.