Job Interviews

  

Laught out loud 

  

  

Story I
  E: Do u have a boyfriend?
  C: I have.
  E: Is he working Locally?
  C: No. He is working Overseas.
  E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
  C: Why?
  E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don’t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

 

 Story II
  E: Any girl friends?
  C: No!
  E: So far chased any before?
  C: Have, but not successful.
  E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
  C: Career is first priority. Currently didn’t want to consider This personal issue.
  E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
  C: Why?
  E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

  Story III
  E: Any girlfriends?
  C: Yes.
  E: Is she pretty?
  C: Not quite.
  E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
  C: Why? Will this affect your company’s reputation?
  E: No, it does not affect the company’s reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

  

Story IV
  E: Any girlfriends?
  C: Yes.
  E: Is she pretty?
  C: Yes.
  E: Is she your first lover?
  C: Yes.
  E: Sorry, we can’t employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.


Story V
  E: Any girlfriends?
  C: Yes.
  E: Is she your first lover?
  C: No. Have a few already.
  E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a “grasshoper”! (Job hoper lah!)

  Story VI!
  E: Any boyfriends?
  C: Yes.
  E: Is he rich?
  C: No.
  E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

  Story! VII
  E: Any boyfriends?
  C: Yes.
  E: Is he rich ?
  C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
  E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don’t Even want to employ you, neither do we!
  C: But,…… there is no position in his company.
  E: Then,….. what is your qualification?
  C: Secretary!
  E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers’ working spirits.
  C: But,…… I am not pretty at all.
  E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

 

  

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