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Dentist & patient

September 28, 2009

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novocaine because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.”

 The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?”

The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.” 

Patient: “It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth.”

Dentist: “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”

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I thought, Miss Smith that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?

That’s right, Sir.

So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theater with a friend?

That was my dentist.

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At what time do most people go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30).

 

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“Open wider.” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.

 

“Good God!” he said startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.”

 

“OK Doc!” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.”

 

“I didn’t!” said the dentist. “That was the echo.”

 

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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.

Patient: Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.

Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!

Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.

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