Joke Dialog

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my company doesn’t
want to pay extra expenses on the overseas calls just because of u.
Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn’t want to consider this personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company’s reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company’s reputation but because my company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can’t employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

 

Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a “grasshopper”! (Job hoper lah!)

Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing
with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: Yes, very rich. He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend doesn’t Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But … there is no position in his company.
E: Then … what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness will affect
your managers’ working spirits.
C: But … I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested in you!!

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