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Boh Kalau

November 10, 2010

Ah Lian was a pillion rider holding 2 big bags of durians
when their motorbike rode over a hump
in the town of Balik Pulau in front of the bus terminal.

The rider, her husband, Ah Beng heard the loud

‘ bang ! ‘

He asked Ah Lian, 

‘ Durian wu kalau boh ? ‘ 

( Have you dropped the durian ? )

Ah Lian shouted:  

‘Boh kalau !’  

‘Boh Kalau !’

‘Boh Kalau !’


 So Ah Beng did not bothered and

continued with the journey along the long

and winding road towards Paya Terubong.  

When they reached home in Bayan Lepas,

 Ah Beng got down from his motobike,

he was shocked to see that Ah Lian was not wearing  her helmet. 

He asked Ah Lian: ‘Where is your helmet ?’


Ah Lian was very angry and replied:

‘Just now I already told you



(helmet dropped)  

but  you  didn’t  stop !’