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Men Have Dogs Not Wives

June 14, 2010

Why Some Men Have Dogs

And Not Wives


1.  The later you are back home,

 the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog;

they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,

If I died, would you get another dog?

10. If a dog has babies,

you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.