Archive for August, 2009

A Lady or A Guy?

August 27, 2009

In each of the following photos,

try to guess

who is a girl and who is a guy…… 

There are 5 sets of pictures,

 pick left or right.

1

  

2

  

3

  

4

  

5

  

Now  check below

and see

how many you guess right.

  

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A N S W E R
 

 
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is

  

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A N S W E R

 

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All of them are GUYS! !

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My wife’s first husband

August 23, 2009

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,

‘Why! did you have to die?

 Why did you have to die?”

The first man approached him and said,

 “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief,

but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before.

For whom do you mourn so?

Deeply? A child? A parent?”

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,

then replied,      ????????????????

 

“My wife’s first husband.”

Tickets, please

August 23, 2009

  

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket

and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket.

“How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant.

“Watch and you’ll see,” answered an engineer.

They all board the train.

The accountants take their respective seats but

all three engineers cram into a rest room and

close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed,

the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the restroom door and says,

“Tickets, please!”

The door opens just a crack and

a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants see this and

agree it is a clever idea.

So after the conference,

the accountants decide to copy the engineers

on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station,

they buy one ticket for the return trip.

To their astonishment,

the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all.

“How are you going to travel without a ticket?”

says one perplexed accountant.

” Watch and you’ll see,” answered an engineer.

 

When they board the train all three accountants

cram into a restroom and

the three engineers cram into another one nearby.                                                                               

 

The train departs.

Shortly afterward,

one of the engineers leaves his restroom and

walks over to the restroom where

the accountants are hiding.

He knocks on the door and

says,              ??????????????

“Tickets, please!!!”