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Some Marriage Jokes

February 7, 2010

Do take some time and try to get the meaning,

When a man steals your wife , there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little  candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong , admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once….

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted ‘.

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:

 ‘You can have mine.’

First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel !’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.