Quick laugh for 5 mins

 

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Mother: David, come here.

 

David: Yes, mum?

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your     results are getting worse.

David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now. 

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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?

 

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father: So?

Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

 

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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

 The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It’s mummy!

Father: How do you know?

Daughter: She didn’t say anything.