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Cab Driver

October 13, 2009

A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a cab in New York City .

It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.
“Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?”
“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,”

she replied with a straight face.
The cabbie turns around and says,

“Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth?

They’re hookers, boy!

They have sex with men for money.”
 

The little boy’s eyes get wide and he says,

“Is that true, Mom?”

His mother, glaring fiercely at the cabbie, grudgingly answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks,

“Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?”

“Most of them become cab drivers,” she said.

 

 

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