Is the investment in education worth it?

BRILLIANT STATEMENTS ABOUT THE WAY THINGS REALLY ARE  !  !

* Most ‘First Class‘

students become Doctors and some Engineers

* Those who get a ‘Second Class‘,

pass the MBA, become Administrators and control the ‘First Class‘

* The ‘Third Class‘ passes,

enter politics and become Ministers and control both above

* Last, but not the least,

The ‘Failures’ join the underworld and control all the above

Is a fact, 

Do you agree ???

Men Have Dogs Not Wives

Why Some Men Have Dogs

And Not Wives

 

1.  The later you are back home,

 the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog;

they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,

If I died, would you get another dog?

10. If a dog has babies,

you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

 

 

If I only had

If I only had

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

 

Men Are Just Happier People

 
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

 

Send this to the women who can handle it and

to the men who will enjoy reading it.

 

Best regards,

tengkp