Archive for January, 2010

Funny Pictures

January 31, 2010

THIS IS WHAT SAD LOOKS LIKE

THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE

BAD SPELLING

PRIVACY PLEASE

LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

BAD JUDGMENT

SHOCKING ACCIDENT

I’D RATHER HOLD IT

  

PILE UP

THIS IS GOING TO HURT

 

LET ME EXPLAIN

FORGOT SOMETHING

THESE WILL MAKE YOU SMILE

 

HOW WAS YOUR CEREAL THIS MORNING

HOW TO HANDLE A PROBLEM NEIGHBOR

 

Boy Genius!

Good Reason to Wear Pajamas to Bed!!!

Tattoo Of The Year

Latest Grill Accessories
These are a must have!

It doesn’t matter how many people you
send this to,

 just remember if it made you smile,

your friends will smile too!

  

 

 

Why I hate customer service?

January 29, 2010

The End

 

Evolution of Humans

January 29, 2010

Evolution of Humans

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Three married men

January 27, 2010

Three men married wives from different states.

The first man married a woman from TEXAS.

He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MISSOURI.

He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from West Virginia.

He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He reported that the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

This is joke with humor but every wife should pay respect to her husband and if there is some problem then sit together and discuss to solve the issue. Remember in married life both the life partner has to face problems and need to solve it by mutual understanding.

She had the guts

January 24, 2010

She had the guts

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”

The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”

 

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14”.

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth, and said, ” F *** You!” Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”

Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

Quick Laught

January 23, 2010

 

Laught Out Loud

 

 

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A loving husband

January 23, 2010

 

Laught Out Loud

 

A husband comes home from church;

he greets his wife and lifts her up and carries her around the house.

The wife is so surprised and asks

“Did the pastor preach about being romantic?”

The husband said,

“No! He said we must carry our burdens and sorrows!

 

 

tengkp

  

  

 

Three identical parrots

January 19, 2010

Laught out loud

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, “how much for the parrot on the right?”

The owner said it was $ 2500.
“$ 2500.” the man said. “Well what does he do?”
“He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
“He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters.”

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, $ 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,
but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, “$10,000.”
Curious as to how a bird can cost $10,000, the man asked what this bird’s specialty was.
The clerk replies, “Well to be honest I haven’t seen him do anything.

But the other two call him

*”BOSS“!! *

 

Find a pair of shoes

January 10, 2010

 

Laught out loud   

Find a pair of shoes in front this house

within 2 minutes do let me know how

long you have taken to find them.

Have a Nice Day

  

  

tengkp

 

 

Hope I didn’t frighten you

 

Three guys on an island

January 4, 2010

  

Laught out loud

  

  

Three guys who were lost at sea ended up landing on an unfamiliar island. After wandering around for a while, a group of natives picked them up and took them to their hut. The chief came up to them and said, “We will let you live, if you can go out into the jungle and bring me 10 pieces of fruit.”So the men agree and take off. The first guy brings back 10 apples and places them before the chief. “Now, you must stick the apples up your ass and not show a bit of emotion, or else we will kill you.” The guy got one, and on the second, he flinched and was killed.The second guy walks up and shows the chief 10 berries. He is given the same task and makes it up to 8 and then begins to laugh histerically. He is also killed.

When the second guy gets to heaven and meets up with the first, the first asks him “You almost had it! Why did you laugh??” The second replies, “I couldnt help it. I got the 8th up there and saw the other guy walking up with pineapples.”

 

  

  

tengkp