Archive for February, 2010

BLONDE’S DIARY

February 14, 2010

BLONDE’S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
 

DEAR DIARY – DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship — all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
Really excited.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 2
Entire day at sea – beautiful, and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.Felt honoured and had a wonderful time.He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino.
Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a Luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano-bar for rest of day…
Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really he is charming. He again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.
I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 6
Today, I saved 1600 lives…………..
Twice.

 

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Some Marriage Jokes

February 7, 2010

Do take some time and try to get the meaning,

When a man steals your wife , there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little  candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong , admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once….

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted ‘.

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:

 ‘You can have mine.’

First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel !’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.

 

 

Humor

February 4, 2010

 

Humor from far side

 

According to the U.S. Census Bureau:

190,374 people are having sex right now,

212,130 are kissing, and

1 poor soul is reading e-mails.

tengkp

 

CORPORATE CULTURE

February 1, 2010

CORPORATE CULTURE  

 

 

 This is working life.