Easy Ways to Die

  

Laught out loud

 

  

  

3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily –

You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily –

 You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly –

You will die daily.

1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage –

Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage –

Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER –

Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

4.. Love your friends not their sisters.

Love your sisters not their friends.

6.. Let us be generous like this :

 Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend –

You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend –

You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS,

PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness –

Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT

allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,

you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

 

  

  

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