Archive for January, 2011

When I was small

January 30, 2011

When I was small

 I was very mischievous.

I used to break rocks with my head 
 Used to play with Basketball !  

 

  

Used to  Take a ride on Comodo Dragon  !  

  

 Swimming with my dolphin

Even make a lion frighten


Used to Challenge the police
!  

 

Give bath to my Ajgar  ! 

 

Used to Race with cars  



Go skating
!



Always Made new friends
!!

 

Surf on the waves
!

Now I am s/w engg !

I Just sit on a chair !


 
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A DISAPPOINTED SALESMAN

January 30, 2011

A DISAPPOINTED SALESMAN

 

Quick Dialoque Laughter

January 29, 2011

Quick Dialoque Laughter

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?


Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give u a job. I don’t need much help.

Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person

 in this case. You see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.

Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don’t expect to walk there, do you?

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I’ve still got mine with me!



Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days,

you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

 

Monkey in the plane

January 29, 2011

Monkey in the plane

 
once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.
 
 Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
 
 The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. 


 
 Officer: ‘When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘Tying their belts’ 
  
 Officer: ‘What were the air hostesses doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘Saying Hello! Good morning!’ 
  
 Officer: ‘What were the pilots doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘Checking the system’ 
 
  Officer: ‘What were you doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘Looking for my people’ 
 
 Officer: ‘After 10′ minutes what were the travelers doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘Having beverages and snacks’ 
  
 Officer: ‘What were the air hostesses doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘Serving the travelers’ 
  
 Officer: ‘What were the Pilots doing?’
 Monkey: ‘Handling the steering’ 
  
 Officer: ‘What were you doing?’
 Monkey: ‘Eating & throwing’ 
 
 Officer: ‘After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘Some were sleeping and some were reading’ 
 
  Officer: ‘What were the air hostesses doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘Make up’ 
 
  Officer: ‘What were the pilots doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘Handling the steering’ 
 
  Officer: ‘What were you doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘Nothing’ 
 
 Officer: ‘Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘All were sleeping’ 
 
 Officer: ‘What were the pilots doing?’ 
 Monkey: ‘Handling the air sleeping.
 
 Officer: What were you doing? 
 Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! ! 

 
 No more Questions!!!

  

 

 

 

Can people predict the future?

January 10, 2011

My mother can

A teacher asked one of the boys in her class,

“Can people predict the future with cards?” His response was,

My mother can.” The teacher replied,

Really?” 

The young boy was quick to explain,

“Yes, she takes one look at my report card and

tells me what will happen when my father gets home”.

Can people predict the future

January 10, 2011

My mother can

A teacher asked one of the boys in her class,

“Can people predict the future with cards?”

His response was,

My mother can.”

The teacher replied,

Really?”

The young boy was quick to explain,

Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home”.

2010 in review

January 9, 2011

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads This blog is on fire!.

Crunchy numbers

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A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 5,200 times in 2010. That’s about 13 full 747s.

In 2010, there were 86 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 113 posts. There were 493 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 22mb. That’s about a picture per day.

The busiest day of the year was December 23rd with 215 views. The most popular post that day was IDIOTS OF THE YEAR.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were english1.cari.com.my, mail.yahoo.com, english.cari.com.my, en.wordpress.com, and mail.live.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for clapping hands animation, animated clapping hands, laughter by uncle teng, animated cars, and grinning cat.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

IDIOTS OF THE YEAR January 2010

2

Joke Dialog September 2009
8 comments

3

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD March 2010

4

Cartoons B September 2009

5

How to Make a Woman Happy August 2009