Chinese way

November 23, 2011

I did it my way

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their “freedom.”

As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Japanese quickly used their hands to cover their privates. But the Chinese covered his face and the trio ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the American and the Japanese asked the Chinese why he covered his face rather than his private part.The Chinese replied, “I don’t know about you……. but in my country, it’s the face that people recognize.”

Now do you understand why people always say Chinese people want FACE?

Just send the bottle back

September 21, 2011

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot (wine) to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, ‘This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.’ He indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

‘For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants’.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. 

It read:

‘Just to let you know things aren’t always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and San Francisco, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.

Just send the bottle back.’


August 24, 2011

It all began with an iPhone 

March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday,
and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made
me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

Our daughter’s birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon. 

It was around then that the fight started…

What my wife failed to recognize is that the
iRon can be integrated into the home
network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital next week!! 

Have iFun

Little Jonny

April 21, 2011

These should bring a smile to your face.

Little Johnny’s at it again…… A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?’ ‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ‘Why do you do that, mommy?’ he asked. ‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. ‘What’s the matter?’ asked little Johnny. ‘Giving up?’

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, ‘Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’ Little Johnny quickly replied, ‘NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!’

Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him. Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”
(This is my favorite)

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?’ His father replied, ‘because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, ‘Dad, I think the mailman wants to buy Mom  …’

If this brightened your day, don’t let it stop here. Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the cheer! Pass on to your friends! They like Johnny too you know!

Is the investment in education worth it?

April 4, 2011


* Most ‘First Class

students become Doctors and some Engineers

* Those who get a ‘Second Class‘,

pass the MBA, become Administrators and control the ‘First Class

* The ‘Third Class‘ passes,

enter politics and become Ministers and control both above

* Last, but not the least,

The ‘Failures’ join the underworld and control all the above

Is a fact, 

Do you agree ???

This is what sorry looks like

April 4, 2011

This is what



This is what 


Looks like. 


This is what 

Bad spelling

Looks like… 


This is what 


Looks like. 


This is what


Looks like.


This is what 

‘good grief!!’

Looks like. 


This is what your

Tax dollars 

Look like.


This is what 

‘I can wait’

Looks like. 


This is what

Impatience looks like.


This is what a 

Helping hand

Looks like 


This is what 


Looks like. 


This is what a 

Bad mood

Looks like 


It doesn’t matter how many people you send this to.  

Just remember if it made you smile . . . your friends will smile too!

Life’s too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so  .  .  .

‘Love the people who treat you right.  Pray for those who don’t.’


Just Kidding

April 4, 2011

Wife asked her husband to describe her.


He said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She said,What does that mean?”

He said: – “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”

She said, “Oh that’s so lovely. What about I, J, K?”

He saidI’m Just kidding….”

Through Years After Wedding

February 23, 2011

Breakfast change during years after wedding:

1st. Year


2nd. Year


3rd. Year


4th. year



5th. year

After 10 year

After 20 year


After 25 year

When I was small

January 30, 2011

When I was small

 I was very mischievous.

I used to break rocks with my head 
 Used to play with Basketball !  



Used to  Take a ride on Comodo Dragon  !  


 Swimming with my dolphin

Even make a lion frighten

Used to Challenge the police


Give bath to my Ajgar  ! 


Used to Race with cars  

Go skating

Always Made new friends


Surf on the waves

Now I am s/w engg !

I Just sit on a chair !

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January 30, 2011